Wisdom of a ten year old boy

Teachers teach
Preachers preach
do you know what's
going on in the head of each?

serious serious
serious serious
serious serious
serious.

And there's no healing power
in serious.

Simon Brown, Parables and Poems

#@$!%* Computer!!!

Windows Media Player has stopped functioning, it doesn't even start. I can no longer play videos or music on the Data Projector, to even connect the computer to the data projector I needed to shut the system down and re-boot it while it is plugged in! I cannot uninstall the WM Player to reinstall it as apparently I do not have authorization??? It's my !@#$% computer dammit! Of course I'm authorized!!!

I don't think there is any coincidence that Vaio, Vista and Virus all start with the letter "V"

I will pay give a $50 dinner voucher to anyone who can sit down with this Lovely computer and solve these problems.

$50!!!

That's two good Steaks!!!

Or at least 7 Happy Meals!!!

Or almost 10 Wendy's Supershakes!!!

Or 6 2 x Curries on Rice at South City!!!

How did Jesus ever succeed in ministry without a good laptop and IT support!

It's beginning to look a lot like...

The Mid Winter Christmas Dinner!!!


Tickets are available after Church on Sunday and from the Church Office.

Uses for Church Facilities #1.

How bout that carpet...